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man points

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Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
by tiediedemon December 26, 2007
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Dana Point

"What's the best city in the world?"
-"Dana Point."
by KYHOLE June 24, 2011
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Six Point Shocker

4 in the pink...2 in the stink. A shocker times two.

Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.
Pamela Anderson: Can't wait til Ray gives me a Six Point Shocker backstage...

Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.

Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!

Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?
by Beezulbub December 9, 2008
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pointy

(n) a biracial person; a person of mixed race (from "point 5", i.e., 50%), usually a person with one parent of African heritage and one parent of European heritage. Most often used in East African countries (Kenya, Uganda, etc.).
Axl didn't realize that Slash was a pointy when he hired him.
by d-cup November 5, 2011
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Spawn Point

A phrase referring to someone's mother's vagina.
Guy 1: Last night, I got all up in your spawn point.
Guy 2: *punch*
by Xykade March 18, 2011
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Pointback

In the beautiful game of football or soccer. a pointback is used to give credit to the assister of a goal, or the playmaker, rather than the actual goal scorer. they get credit maybe because they gave a extraordinary pass or cross. or even referred to a manager on the sideline who made a smart move for the team.

this definition can be applied to other sports like football or basketball. not baseball tho....

the most famous of playmakers would be zinadin zidane or kaka, or xavi or iniesta and most famously guti
martin tyler: "guti, has the ball...does well to hhold it so real madrid forwards can come up. find robben outside footed cross, robben recieves it, gets past the keeper. GOOOLLLAZZZOOO!!!"

andy gray: well Guti deserves a pointback for that one. great vision of the field
by OMGMALIK October 13, 2011
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