it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a
midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can'
t really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.
It's a good
time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial
canadian hockey
player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part
Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one