cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

cockerel's pipe dream by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Pipe Screen 

A metal screen made of brass or steel that is placed towards the bottom of a tobacco pipe about 1/8 inch from the bottom. It is used to prevent Dottle from forming and being drawn into the stem filter or into the smokers mouth.

Dottle is truly disgusting and for pipe smokers that "Push" (push saliva down the stem into the bowl accidentally) dottle is unavoidable without using a screen.

John used to avoid smoking black cavendish because it's sweet flavor would cause him to push, and the resulting dottle would ruin his pipe forever. Now that John bought a pack of pipe screens he can finally smoke black cavendish without forming dottle!

Pipe Screen by Tomboy554 June 30, 2009

Banzai Pipeline 

One of the worlds Best and well known surf breaks. Usually referred to as just 'Pipeline' this wave is located on the North Shore of Oahu through the Ehukai Beach access. The proving ground for many of today's and yesterdaay's professional surfers. The wave itself breaks over three successive reefs, starting at 1st reef then moving out toward 2nd and finally 3rd. 1st reef is the most commonly surfed and breaks close to the shore producing the famous left and the equally good right known as backdoor. The wave itself is hollow and fast and breaks over a shallow reef making it the worlds deadliest surf break. A number of lives have been taken over the years and numerous other people have sustained injury. The wave was first surfed in 1961 by Phil Edwards and would later make many surfers famous including (Gerry Lopez, Shaun Tomson, Mark Richards, Michael Ho, Tom Carroll, Sunny Garcia, Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, and Jamie O'brien.)

Tourist: "hey Banzai Pipeline looks like a lot of fun. I should go try it."

Local: "Beat it Haole. Pipeline is heavy and not for the likes of you."

Banzai Pipeline by johnny wisenheimer February 8, 2009

take the pipe 

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

take the pipe by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

San Diego Pipe Cleaner 

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.

I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

San Diego Pipe Cleaner by grovemeister January 7, 2009

pipe

A device used to smoke weed with.

Hey are we gonna use the pipe or the bong this time?

pipe by KF February 23, 2004

pipesmoker 

1)A Lady who very much likes to give head

2)Mildly insulting reference to the female of the species homosapiens

1) I spent the night at Sandra's house - had no idea she was such an ace pipesmoker

2) (upon seeing a gathered group of women) 'Fuck me what's this ? a pipesmokers convention ?

pipesmoker by Euromark December 1, 2006