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pearl necklace

A nice gift consisting of pearls strung out to make a necklace
I wanted to splash out on my girlfriend for her birthday so I gave her a pearl necklace
by Jimmy_Jazz October 9, 2006
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pear

The word 'pear' is a synonym/euphemism of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.'
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
'Dogg, your pear was as big as mine when I was a baby'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'
by pear-man August 19, 2008
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pear-pa-tear

another way of saying "papertowel"

Usually is said the most while being extremely fucking high
Can I have a pear-pa-tear?
by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011
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Bomb Pearl Harbour

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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Black Pearl

cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .
by cloud November 9, 2003
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Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.
Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing
by Crack1111 September 26, 2010
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pearl

Used as a synonym for "cool."
Yeah, that's so pearl.
by 20banker July 25, 2004
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