phatman

A stunningly intelligent individual capable of seemingly impossible feats in many areas of online gaming, including but not limited to Team Fortress and Natural Selection. This talented young star will one day be known world wide for his dazzling displays of daring and skill.

What a hero that phatman is.

by groupie1 November 20, 2004

phatty

a big fat d00b or blunt.

I just blazed a phattym I'm soooooo ripped.

by OlafBerserker August 16, 2004

Phatt Bich

A word often used to describe a lazy bum, usually bogged down by the harshness of his or her living environments. This word is not to be mistaken as 'Fat Bitch' as that is not it's meaning at all. It was said that this group of individuals was started in the lower regions of Virginia, however traces of Phatt-Bichs date back to prehistoric time and were most commonly found throughout the stone(d) age period.

Little Girl: Mommy, mommy.. Look at that man over there.
Mother: Don't point darling, it's just a phatt-bich!

Phatt Bich 1: Aye PB, I'm bored.. Lets find something productive to do today.
Phatt Bich 2: I'm with ya PB, grab that remote over there and lets watch some T.V.

by CanIdoitfordalulz? November 1, 2009

Phatass Syndrome

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.

Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.

by The Commision69 April 1, 2015

Phatetah

Extreme phatness; cool;of most liking

Yo dat car is off da hook it's striaght up Phatetah

by Anrchy101 June 6, 2003

phatberg

An overweight, greasy, shambling individual with a high level of arrogance and a poor level of personal hygiene. Clothing changes may happen weekly at best.

"Dave is such a phatberg! He's always schnaffling and never washes!"

by mancaveltd March 15, 2014

phatrick

When your friend is amazing and does something really extraordinary

“Dude did you just see that guy???? He was totally phatrick

by Datberdboi April 11, 2018