Dirty Ostin

A person who likes to date children, preferably kids 5 to 10 years younger, also doesn't shower for a month and changes their underwear once a month.

Man you're one dirty ostin, you stink man and your undies have skidmarks. That 12 year old gf what does she see in you.

by Dictman2025 August 21, 2025

Dirty ostin

A femboy that likes to take it up the bum by 4 big black islanders while ejaculating on a midget

Yo did you see nate do the dirty ostin last weekend. Yeah it was crazy

by Short_Aussie-_ August 21, 2025

Imogen osten

Narcissistic and self absorbed

“My name is Imogen osten and I love myself so much that I am a narcissist and am self absorbed”

by imogen6769 December 16, 2025

full on ostrich

Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.

Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.

Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.

by Adversative March 18, 2014

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ

"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."

by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015

Signs of a osteopath

• Inflated self esteem
• Selfishness
• Really can't accept the fact that they have bad in them
• they see theirseif as the best
• Showing symptoms of asocial behaviors
• Confusion about identity

Signs of a osteopath

by 459395 April 24, 2022

Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.

Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.

by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022