optocotomist

a person who snorts cum through their nostrils

shea is the biggest optocotomist i know

by t-dawg14 April 21, 2007

Optorectumostomy

The procedure an Optorectumologist does to remove that shitty look on your face.

Man, that bitch needs a Optorectumostomy to get that shitty look off her face...

by The Garrick August 6, 2007

Optigloved

Term meaning owned beyond repair. Used mostly in PvP, RTS and other online war games where the target was obliterated so badly, the wreckage isn't even recognizable

We Optigloved him so bad it will take him a week to build his army again.

by Rathji December 3, 2007

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008

Optogizm

noun: the occurance of semen exiting the body and making contact with the eye

"I gave her an optogizm."

by Shaval October 23, 2008

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009