Chloe Wood

A girl

Chloe Wood

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018

Wood Knot

The out-tray from whence one makes mud. Your rusty bullethole. The Anus.

I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!

I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!

by silvermancow January 17, 2011

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood

My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker

by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

sport wood

To get an erection

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!

by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013

wood pusher

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

by zach June 9, 2004

Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.

"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010