"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."
by Alex'sMomHasGotItGoinOn November 22, 2022
An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
by GrontleGums October 09, 2023
"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
by Dungle February 12, 2015
When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 20, 2011
a cola one would take with them drink on the road after leaving a party. i.e. bud or pbr
kenny powers
kenny powers
by chris the pirate lip January 31, 2010
take one tear for the road before you go
by NNati November 30, 2015
The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.
by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023