jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot
ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!
by jizz monster March 27, 2008
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jizz catcher

A loose bitch who is (or thinks she is) the queen of blow jobs.
Hey John, check out that girl at the end of the bar. Maybe you can hook-up; I hear she's a real jizz catcher!
by Michele one fuckin L January 14, 2010
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jizz blasting

CUMMING ALL OVER HER FACE.
in order to do so. she must suck you until you blow a huge load of sperm in her nostril. then you must slap her in the face with your cock.
i was jizz blasting my girlfriend so hard last night.
by james licavoli July 17, 2008
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Jizz Burger

When a man ejaculates in-between a woman's pussy lips, creating two pussy buns and a tender all jizz patty.
Guy 1: Dude lets go get some food.
Guy 2: Naw Bro, i made a big Jizz Burger with my girl this morning so im good for now.
by Johnis June 04, 2009
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jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.
After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.
by freddy cee December 04, 2005
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Jizz Spritzer

Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...
"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"
by Retarded Dwarf September 30, 2009
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Jizz cavern

A bizmal hole that could, is, or was at one time filled with ejaculate.
Man we should leave this bar, it's a total jizz cavern.
Have you checked out the strip club it's a jizz cavern. Mom don't pick up that sock it's my jizz cavern.
by Ccity 3147 September 10, 2009
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