Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

hot mommy

a smoking hot female

" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"

by original hot mommy April 13, 2022

Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

mommy

A word to describe Lily

I wanna nut on Mommy's milkers

by ArgonautNA October 27, 2022

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021

river/mommy

SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡

river/mommy is tall

by spencer404 July 10, 2021

Plug mommy

That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.

Guy1: I thruww u p

Guy2: where the shit at

Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3

by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020