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October 17th

October 17th is National No School Day
Don't show up to school, Imagine only having 5 out of the 30 kids in your class? Make sure this spreads. *This is optional*
Billy: You boi, its October 17th tomorrow
Joe: Okay, ANd?
Billy: We should tell our friends, its national no school day. We decide not to show up to school
by Crazy_Hoes October 15, 2019
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October 18th

October 18th is national give someone a hoodie day, so give that crushor friend your hoodie!
“Hey did you hear about national give someone a hoodie day, it’s October 18th
by gucci_slides_girl October 16, 2019
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oct 21

National Fuck you day you can use the term “Fuck you” on anyone or anything you wish on October 21.
Oct 21
Billy:”cereal is better with water not milk

Anybody who’s fucking normal:”Fuck you
by Joe.M October 18, 2019
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October 4

October 4 is National kiss your Bf or crush day!
Girl: Oh! It’s October 4th I need to kiss my man!
*kisses him*

Boy: It must be October 4th!
by Thegreatestshowman October 3, 2021
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do-ocracy

an organizational structure in which individuals choose roles and tasks for themselves and execute them.
“Jeez, why does Mary get to decide what everyone eats and when they work? Who put her in charge?” Older and wiser heads will say, “This is a do-ocracy. If you think you can do Mary’s job, and you want to, then get up there and do it. She’ll probably be relieved. If not, don’t be a jerk and make a big stink about it, or else she’ll stop working so hard and we won’t have anything to eat!”
by dbcoooper April 30, 2014
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octotard

-Noun
1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.
Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!
by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009
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October 28

October 28 is official national beat the fuck out of your friends day
Guy One: Hey bro it's October 28 lets beat the fuck out of each other! Guy Two: Ok!
by Angus-Delaney October 26, 2020
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