nonal

the opposite of anal, but also not vaginal

Me and my girlfriend made a mess when we did nonal.

by nonal queen October 2, 2021

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 8, 2021

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

Nonce

The meaning of nonce is ur dad

An example would would be You- hi dad how many kids have you got in the back of ur van - ur fat nonce dad oh son only 5

by Killallshitskins12 November 7, 2021