Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

Betting on the mule

To take the easier but less effective option

He could of carried all of those sticks in one go - he was betting on the mule

by HubieHiggs July 23, 2024

Oh my Maleen

A Malino's interpretation of "Oh my god!", because Maleen is supposedly their god. Pretty Blood Wiki says Copper said it once, but that shit is just flat-out misinformation my nigga. I watched Pretty Blood: Red Snow fully, back to front, top to bottom, five times, sub-titles off, sub-titles off-- doesn't matter, nigga is LYING. COPPER NEVER SAID THAT.

Malino 1: Dude, Copper died last week.
Malino 2: Oh my Maleen!

by Majima the Mad Dog of Shimano February 20, 2024

40 Acres and a mule

Used as a response to a promise that will obviously not be kept. After the Civil War, the U.S. government promised freed slaves “40 acres and a mule” as part of land redistribution plans under General William T. Sherman’s Special Field Order No. 15.

"Didn't you hear? They're going to forgive everyone's student loan debt"
"Yeah, 40 acres and a mule too".

by pokeypokeypokeypokey January 14, 2025

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022