by ComicSanss May 17, 2016
Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."
by MrThickness March 10, 2017
My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.
by NighttimeDelirium April 26, 2011
The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.
Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?
Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!
Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!
by moosepreservelover May 25, 2009
by Campaign manager August 27, 2014
by *Who?* March 18, 2003
When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE
That chick over there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.
by d00dyoudontknowmeee June 10, 2008