Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.

"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"

by mingewetter September 27, 2018

Minge

A minge is a hairy vagina

When I saw Justin’s sisters minge I nearly screamed

by Bighhhhh jake June 9, 2018

Ming-Leung

Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.

Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.

by PrayforSnotty November 7, 2019

Pling Ming

A slang for a Smelly Asian Man.

Ex1: He smells like a Pling Ming
Ex2: He looks like a Pling Ming
Ex3: We Pling Min

by the kindly one March 15, 2019

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

Minge

Known word for female genitals or vagina flaps

Sarah! I can smell your minge from here, have shower asap!

by Bitchole69 April 7, 2019

Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist

"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"

by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019