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Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.
by Glydo December 22, 2023
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Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
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Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.
by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018
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Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022
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Straight Trace Midget Pimpin

These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
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Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.
"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."
by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020
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midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"
My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!
by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019
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