The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020

Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.

"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"

by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019

Mexican Bukakie

When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.

"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."

by Everyb0dy November 14, 2018

Mexican Names

Juan, Jose, Carlos, Luis, Jesus, Manuel, Antonio, Francisco, Alejandro, Fernando. There are very Common In Mexico.

Mexican Names are the Best

by chrytrnefvf January 4, 2021

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.

Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018