Douchie McDoucheParrot

This is an annoyingly infuriating (and yet so insignificant it is almost unworthy of mention) satellite of it's larger master. This lesser or minor douchie serves to bolster it's host's confidence and morale by reinforcement-by-mimic the host's words and actions. This diminutive annoyance is only seen accompanying a Douchie, Douche, Douchepirate or Douchie McDouche. It is worthy to note that this is not a singleton or honorific designation; there may be multiple doucheparrots accompanying a larger douchebag.

That douchie at GI JOES had entrained several douchie mcdoucheparrots to keep harassing me and my GF over this expensive bag.

by chris mcneglidouche January 9, 2008

Fort McDirty

Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.

Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.

by Tyleramos March 9, 2008

Ronald McDonald

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".

"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."

by DrCruel December 30, 2005

McDouchebag

a douche that u buy at mcdonalds

i want a large coke and 1 mcdouchebag

by aaaa February 20, 2004

McDick

When you take two quarter pounders,(the meat in them at least), and put it in your partners buttocks and then make love to it using the grease from the burgers as lube.

Ya me and my girlfriend did the McDick last night and it worked like a charm. Only problem was my meat smelt like meat after.

by Th3 King December 17, 2008

McDouble

When a guy takes a McDonald's burger (or any other crap fast food burger) and proceeds to stuff it in the vaginal crease of a female counterpart and then fucks it.

Great we stopped at McDonald's and she let me McDouble her.

by CAHMCKW January 8, 2011

McDonalds

A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.

Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.

by Ball Licker July 26, 2003