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skank master

the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp
john ant no skank master. jesus is
by BananaHamack December 27, 2008
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Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 26, 2008
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pornhub master

"Did you get on XBOX today, no but my pornhub master did today because my ph level is low"
by The ph god November 11, 2015
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masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.
by scodder May 9, 2010
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Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.
"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."
by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009
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Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 December 1, 2010
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master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.
Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.
by Mac Barber September 2, 2003
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