shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 20, 2011

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Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 30, 2021

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

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Mason G.

The biggest chad in the world. Will crush your bones with his massive pulsing brain. Don't mess with him or he will grind your ego down to the last weak, pathetic thread. Every OV girl has a crush on him.

Have you heard that Mason G. has a 7 inch dick?
Duh, everybody can see that thing, it's the biggest in the school!

by Arlestig March 21, 2022

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