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shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
by britt69chels August 23, 2011
mugGet the shit on my dick and call me masonmug.

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.
by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021
mugGet the Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scanmug.

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow
by anonymous February 28, 2022
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
mugGet the elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landonmug.

Perry Mason moment

When a lawyer unexpectedly finds or receives evidence that will greatly help their client, especially when the lawyer confronts an opposing witness on the witness stand about said evidence.
I would say Dominion Voting Systems’ lawyers will be having a Perry Mason moment against Fox News with these texts.
by StLouisWordCreator December 6, 2023
mugGet the Perry Mason momentmug.

Mason Kennedy

mason kennedy is a very sexy man he is so sexy and did i also mention how sexy he is he’s just so hot
person: who’s that sexy cunt
other person: oh it’s just mr mason kennedy
by BigManJanis June 24, 2022
mugGet the Mason Kennedymug.

Mason Jacobs

Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.
Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.
by Lnelly23 April 23, 2020
mugGet the Mason Jacobsmug.

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