shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 20, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 30, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by March 01, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Donovan Mason

Mani Williams' Father.

Holy cow! Donovan Mason just headtapped Mani Williams without even Jumping!

by FinnGan March 15, 2024

Mason Spence

Mason Spence is the brittle-boned Winsford warrior. It’s rumoured he has a lethal left hook and gets the ladies pregnant just by making eye contact with them. He’s well known in the Winsford community, some may even class him as a national treasure.

Is that Mason Spence? Put your head down and act cool lad. Don’t want him thinking I’m some muppet.

by Chris from over square May 21, 2021

passy mason

A generally nice girl who is usually bad with studies. She always likes to skip school and normally does a sport.

Passy Mason was not in class today

by Sportyspirit February 17, 2014