shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Mason

Yamete#7866

my fucking discord username
oh so you are Mason

by IssaquahMiddleScoolSucks December 14, 2021

Mason

A beautiful girl that will bother the hell out of you, get mad at you, but always come back later with the same love and affection she had before. Generally makes you feel better when you're around her. She can take your mind off any stress you have and will be by your side unless she has a reason not to. Do not get on her bad side, or else it'll be impossible to get back on her good side.

Wait are you talking about Mason? I'm so jealous of her, even though she has a boy name.

by Austin_B September 6, 2021

Mason

Sexiest sex haver chubby but has the biggest cock ever bigger than drake and he cums bucket loads

Person 1 ) look hes a mason

Person 2 ) i know

by Mason Wrigglesworth July 16, 2024