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maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008
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Mandeavor

a challenge for a woman that consists of landing the man she wants. A combination of the words 'man' and 'endeavor'.
"yeah, he is my next mandeavor"
by jessiegeee February 24, 2009
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Maddenial

The act of playing Madden football the day after the Super Bowl to fool yourself into thinking the season isn't over
Jeff's been playing that game all day. He's totally in Maddenial.
by ReefrSoutherlnd February 9, 2010
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Mandem

Usually used to express a group of people preferably a gang. It's used as a term to explain a group or people or as a threat.
Tom - what you gonna do about it?
John - imma set bare Mandem on you
by UrbanisedWords October 4, 2015
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Mandem

A word meaning friends/crew usually used by roadmen
ay yo me and the mandem on our way
by Urdadlesbein October 10, 2018
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Madden

Thinks she’s better than everyone. Very controlling over her best friend and her best friend doesn’t even know what’s she’s getting herself into. But she could change
Madden: umm I don’t post that sort of stuff and bestie I’m I shouldn’t either but cute pic

Bestie: ummm okay
by Thisgirlhonest September 9, 2020
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brady madden

A kid with a huge dick. All the girls love him and want to be is girlfreind. He looks great, feels great, and is just plain Awesome. He is great at sports and is very muscular.
Girl : Omg here comes a Brady Madden, try to make me look good
by ....... February 23, 2017
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