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male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
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Male Shocker

Two on the round, one in the pound!
Eric asked for a male shocker, Tiffany suggested two on the round one on the pound!
by Realwordsspoken November 18, 2020
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Ese (male)

Extremely sexy dark skin n**** with third mainland bridge cock , very rich most times and always confident in decision making
If you meet an Ese (male)Keep him at all times or run far away cause his cock is too big for your
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Gimmel Male

A male who thinks the world owes him everything, but is doomed to never receive payment because of his entitlement. Although always coming in third, the Gimmel male feels like he deserved first and was robbed of his achievement. Similar to the Omega male, the Gimmel male has opted out of society, not due to apathy, but pure bitterness and feelings of being deceived, taken advantage, or deprived of the things he deserves.
Ryan was not selected for the job but was a close third in the selection process. Brad received the job offer and most people congratulated him, however, due to his Gimmel Male tendencies, Ryan feels that this job offer was taken from him.
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male cheerleader

In college George W. Bush liked to get bad grades, drink beer, snort cocaine, and buttfuck his frat brothers. But most of all, he liked cheerleading.
by sean piniero February 13, 2005
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Male Gaze

A broad term describing the lens through which men in a heterosexual-masculine-based society illustrate women and the world. Women are generally sexualized, objectified, and seen as inferior through this lens, and it's argued to be a driving ideology behind sexism in modern society. And, rather than a conscious and vicious mindset, this is mainly subconscious through lifelong subjection to biased media, language, job market, etc, in conjunction with natural desires heterosexual men possess. In women it's often called "internalized" male gaze, which would subtract the part about natural desires.
Friend 1: Yeah she was a great actress in the movie but they didn't dress her right, totally took away from the appeal.
Friend 2: Your male gaze is showing
by calzigros November 29, 2020
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Male pussy

A cannot do this bungee jump! Do not be a male pussy!
by Picking January 11, 2012
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