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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Aaron Maldonado

A person that is named Aaron Maldonado meaning he is named Aaron with a last name of Maldonado, these people are a mystery as they may be too sexy for your own good.
Aaron Maldonado sure is a seductor-
by Incognito secret Man July 10, 2022
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The Maldonado

A sexual act in which the man receives oral sex from a passenger, crashing the car immediacy after ejaculation.

(mal•dough•nah•dough•)
(Reference to former Formula 1 driver Pastor Maldonado)
Fuck man, I didn’t get home till late. I pulled The Maldonado last night
by hindlickrimmler July 28, 2022
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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Jake Mulconray

HOT MAN I LOVE HIS HOT MOTHER :D
Jake Mulconray is hot
by Edzcool101 October 11, 2022
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Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
by WutangDad August 28, 2023
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DouBJruLE macLonnBEVELimpact

A bemmimgfilm with 2 Lonnie Benningfield juniors. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created doubjrule maclonnbevelimpact. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 28, 2023
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