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log in to tci so go home
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Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.
by Eitis July 08, 2020
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Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.
My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.
by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014
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log jammin'

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons
"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"
by schwany August 28, 2006
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Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved
I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.
by AdolfOliverBush April 02, 2009
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Log Jam

When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam
Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.
by Keltic thundar March 09, 2010
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Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.
Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"
by CFP February 23, 2006
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