The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.
The man with the power... to move you.
Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
by The Troll June 29, 2006
Get the Kyle Gass mug.Kyle Gallner (born October 22, 1986) is an actor from West Chester, Pennsylvania who is best known for his roles on "Smallville," "Veronica Mars," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Haunting In Connecticut." He is very close with fellow actor Jake Abel from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Kyle is one of the most promising actors of his generation, as named by Nylon magazine, known for playing dark characters quite brilliantly.
"Kyle Gallner was the kid who played Beaver on Veronica Mars, right?"
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."
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A person who talks how big his dick is. He is addicted to having sexual conversations. Android hater. Likes to look at instagram memes. Likes how a girl that has a boyfriend. A big acrewup and a dickhead. Blue eyes. Blond hair. Hairy ears.
by Chivkrnssss May 21, 2019
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You feel sorry for this guy until you remember, “oh ya, it’s Kyle.”
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You feel sorry for this guy until you remember, “oh ya, it’s Kyle.”
Sad but facts are facts
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020
Get the Kyle mug.The name of a little bitch boy who thinks he has skills but in reality only can pull girls name palmalina. Normally seen trying to fit in with the wealthy or if wealthy showing of his money. He talks mad shit but doesn’t really know anything about the current topic. He believes he is the best at what he does and has no problem looking down on others. They are normally medium height or shorter yet act like they are the tallest dude around. To be short they are douche bags that just don’t know when to quit and further make themselves look like dicks.
by Yaboiyeet September 4, 2019
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