Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

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Kyle Gallner

Kyle Gallner (born October 22, 1986) is an actor from West Chester, Pennsylvania who is best known for his roles on "Smallville," "Veronica Mars," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Haunting In Connecticut." He is very close with fellow actor Jake Abel from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Kyle is one of the most promising actors of his generation, as named by Nylon magazine, known for playing dark characters quite brilliantly.

"Kyle Gallner was the kid who played Beaver on Veronica Mars, right?"
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."

by waxphilosophic April 10, 2010

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Kyle Deitz

18 year old male with a penis like bologna, small thin and yet has alot of gerth. Longs to be as good a drummer as nick cannon.His mom is hot

yo dawg, what it do yung kyle deitz wanna play the dut

by Baby Rochelle July 22, 2010

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Krazy Kyle

First eat a banana, place the peel in the microwave and warm it up, then proceed to masturbate with it.

Blisters may occur if peel is heated for too long.

Brian recieved a blister trying to execute a Krazy Kyle.

by Dale2o9 October 17, 2008

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