kevin

not just anyone can be cool and smart
AT THE SAME TiME...
and neither can kevin

1- kevin thinks hes sooo cool
2- yah and smart
1- pshh... hes not
2- tell me about it!

by OMGx230498 May 2, 2008

dirty kevin costner

the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.

See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action

by Jon March June 13, 2006

Kevin

A small Dick biotch that is also not that funny . He is super irratating and is white.

"Kevin is so lonley"

by Supa-hammah June 26, 2018

Kevin

The sexiest guy that you can ever meet and he also likes to masturbate a lot a lot and he also wants to fuck a girl named callista(all kevin want to fuck callista)

Kevin fuck callista

by fdsafdadsafd November 14, 2019

kevin rudd

1. Chief Nerd of Australia - also known as leader of the communist/union party of australia. stole over $300,000 from the state of Queensland during his time as a civil servant. known supporter of Osama Bin Laden and gay marriage. see gay cunt

2. The kind of smart arse who disagrees with everyone and everything for the sake of it and is often seen wearing a smug smirk. see gay cunt and queef

1. Did you just see that GC Kevin Rudd saying how much he loves karl marx?

2. Did you just hear Goldstein arguing with the teacher? He was arguing for so long that we missed out on lunch. What a Kevin Rudd.

by K-Ruddisgay August 4, 2007

A Kevin

When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel

I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel

by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018

kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008