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New Jersey

A state in the U.S.A. Home to The Misfits, Bruce Springsteen and My Chemical Romance. Just like most other cities. Has it's fair share of crime but hey, where doesn't? The American version of Manchester (definition also provided for Manchester).
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'So, where you from?'
'Jersey'
'Channel Islands?'
'Nah, New Jersey.'
'Ahh cool. What you want for lunch?'
by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006
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jersey shore

definitely ONLY a term used by bennies... trash leaving, traffic jamming, loud, seaside-tony, not-LONO, bennies.
people who live here dont run around saying "we're going to the shore today." we already live there... so we go the BEACH.
i hate bennies.
Hey did you hear them dumb bennies say they're "going to the jersey shore today"?
by drdankness December 23, 2006
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new jersey

common misconceptions:
#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,
man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH

NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works

man: im gonna go run into a pole now
by radioboy2422 June 4, 2005
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New Jersey

A shittier version of Florida.

New Jersey is:
Overcrowded with arrogant people. When they have a nickel, they act as if they have a dollar. They are very showy people. The people of New Jersey act much dumber than they truly are, as they have made being stupid seem cool. Thanks Jersey Shore.
Person from New Jersey: Yo, just got my paycheck. Gotta show off to the ladies so I'm gonna spend this shit tonight. You in?
Person from a different state: No, I'm going to save up to get the house of my dreams in 5 years.

NJ: Man that's fucking stupid.
by 88424 August 12, 2011
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jersey girl

A girl with a certain tacky yet awesome sense of style, who loves beer and smoking cigarettes. Listens to Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein. Loves to go "down the shore". To pass the time hangs out with her friends at the mall and drives around at night. Has a big loving heart but don't cross her because she can tell you the hell off and never takes shit from anyone.
Go to the Wildwood or Seaside Heights boardwalks and you will find lots of Jersey girls ready to have fun.
by The Midge July 6, 2005
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New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.
by yoitsme May 27, 2004
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Shrewsbury, New Jersey

A too small of a town near the coast of Jersey, surrounded by Little Silver and Red Bank. Occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. Rarely you'll see a mom who actually works for a living.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
Student 1: Hey, where do you live?
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
by walkandtalk January 13, 2011
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