El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

jai denise

Jai Denise is a music producer and artist. She is very sexy and she wears many hats. With her many talents and beautiful smile that lights up the room, you can’t help but fall in love.

I love listening to Jai Denise music.

by Redhairbaddie November 23, 2021

Jai Story

A story that has no meaning or purpose

That was just a jai story

by Jai Gopal January 19, 2018

Jay bomb

When after a hard night of drinking followed by physical exercise you proceed to vomit and shit yourself simultaneously while both of your legs cramp. Often accompanied with excruciating pain

Josh: Where did Cal go?!
Nate: Oh he's dropping a jay bomb in the bathroom.

by Tessssss tticklesss November 18, 2019

Jai Moment

When you fail to steal someone else's girlfriend

"That guy over there had a jai moment and got his ass whooped for it"

by Shaleeta! October 17, 2022

ehl jay

a slang term for 'LJ' which is slang for the online blogging site, Livejournal.com

"Last night I checked my ehl jay."
"Ehl Jay totally rocks."

by Rachy April 12, 2005

Jai Jones

A black person who likes to brag about having a 7 inch reproductive organ. He has crackhead friends and one white tweaker one he also comes from a ghetto neighborhood but moved to the suburbs. He is handsome as fuck and when he braids his hair in a bit it only makes girls want him even more

Damn that nigga gotta be named Jai Jones

by JeezyNeedy05 June 21, 2018