Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.
N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
by Grogg76 March 8, 2022
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For every old jaded player that quits it, 2 new idiot kids join.
For every old jaded player that quits it, 2 new idiot kids join.
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Get the Jade mug.Definitely, whoever has a Jade has everything. Jade is a Japanese mestizo French, is 24 years old and currently lives in Bordeaux, France.
She loves animals, has five dogs and two rabbits at home. She currently lives alone in an apartment. Jade is an outgoing, fun and funny person. It's very difficult to find someone who doesn't like her.
She has also faced several things, her past may tell her, but she managed to face everything and today she is as radiant as ever!
She loves animals, has five dogs and two rabbits at home. She currently lives alone in an apartment. Jade is an outgoing, fun and funny person. It's very difficult to find someone who doesn't like her.
She has also faced several things, her past may tell her, but she managed to face everything and today she is as radiant as ever!
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Abbie Jade is another word for wep, crazy, FaF
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Sarah recherche surtout la réussite matérielle, les honneurs et le pouvoir. Généreuse, idéaliste, dévouée à l'autre, Sarah a besoin d'apprivoiser peu à peu son imagination féconde.
Sarah travaille dur pour atteindre ses objectifs, et met tout en oeuvre pour réussir.
Coté Jade: Jade est une grande amoureuse capable de donner beaucoup à celui qu'elle choisira. Plutôt solitaire, Jade demeure à l'aise en public. Le petit côté naïf de Jade lui donne du charme et amuse l'entourage.
Le signe du zodiaque de Sarah-Jade viendra préciser sa personnalité.
Sarah recherche surtout la réussite matérielle, les honneurs et le pouvoir. Généreuse, idéaliste, dévouée à l'autre, Sarah a besoin d'apprivoiser peu à peu son imagination féconde.
Sarah travaille dur pour atteindre ses objectifs, et met tout en oeuvre pour réussir.
Coté Jade: Jade est une grande amoureuse capable de donner beaucoup à celui qu'elle choisira. Plutôt solitaire, Jade demeure à l'aise en public. Le petit côté naïf de Jade lui donne du charme et amuse l'entourage.
Le signe du zodiaque de Sarah-Jade viendra préciser sa personnalité.
Oh it’s Sarah-Jade, she must be wild. Sarah-wild.
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