When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.
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What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
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1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
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1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
an Italian is an Italian is an Italian is an Italian
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A) The study of PWNage.
B) The PWNing of an illogical statement, by use of a highly logical statement. During said statement, one may call out any dumb-founded mistakes the opposite post would have made. One may then call out, "Itaminomics" against the person they have just PWN'd. The person who was PWN'd may now have their opinion voided, for they are an idiot.
B) The PWNing of an illogical statement, by use of a highly logical statement. During said statement, one may call out any dumb-founded mistakes the opposite post would have made. One may then call out, "Itaminomics" against the person they have just PWN'd. The person who was PWN'd may now have their opinion voided, for they are an idiot.
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Guy 1: -walks through the door-
Guy 2: -He stood at the back of the room.- "Hey, look, it's a fag."
Guy 1: -punches the one who called him a fag-
Guy 2: "Yes, you were able to punch me from all the way across the room. You sir, have just failed. Itaminomics!"
Guy 1: -walks through the door-
Guy 2: -He stood at the back of the room.- "Hey, look, it's a fag."
Guy 1: -punches the one who called him a fag-
Guy 2: "Yes, you were able to punch me from all the way across the room. You sir, have just failed. Itaminomics!"
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