iron skillet

Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet

I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.

by jchupp March 22, 2015

The Iron Guard

Fascists

He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists

by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016

Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings

Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass

by Stay geeked December 1, 2018

iron-wolfing

–verb (used without object)
1.
Slang . to complain; gripe; whine when you don't get your way
–verb (used with object)
2.
Slang . to spoil; bungle

3.

Slang . a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person.

He iron-wolfed the job completely.

Stop iron-wolfing, This is not you vent channel.

by Coombah August 31, 2010

iron dome

Israeli fellacio

American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."

by secretuser420 May 5, 2022

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Iron Dome

A sex act. 4 people (the outers) are standing naked at the 12, 3, 6, & 9 o'clock positions. Another person (the inner) is in the center on the outers, standing on a lazy susan. The inner works all 4 outers at once, rotating every time a firecracker is set off. The outers are all leaning forward and holding the hands of their opposite counterpart, forming an Iron Dome, reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower. Like the Israel Defense Forces, it is gender neutral, and any sex can take part in any position, and also like the IDF it requires you to have all 4 limbs to play.

Did you see Fatima get Iron Domed last night by Shmuli, David, Bibi, and Golda? Every time they rotated someone came.

by Maurice Koechlin May 30, 2021