pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'
by beezley October 15, 2013
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Ass dandruff

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
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ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018
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pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.
"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"
by Jor-dan po tate O May 08, 2010
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Veg-Ass

pronounced (vej-ass)
meaning when someone farts a lot and takes major stinky deuces as a result of eating a lot of vegetables(veg)
Goddammit Drew! It smells like shit in here! You've got some major veg-ass you damn vegetarian!
by Vanneste:P April 30, 2013
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ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013
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ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 21, 2013
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