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pocket pool

to stick ones hand in a pants pocket, reach for ones sex pistol and grab it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007
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pocket veto

The act of ignoring a comment, such as a reminder of debt, in hopes that the subject will be dropped and forgotten about.
I brought up his $20 debt to me, but he totally pocket vetoed me and ignored it.
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pocket donut

The presence of a tin of chewing tobacco (i.e skoal, copenhagen, redman, beechnut, or kodiak), printing it's outline through clothing. The tin has a round shape not dissimilar from that of a donut.
Her pants were so tight I couldn't help but notice her pocket donut.
by Grant Janssen August 14, 2007
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Pocket Pussy

A kitten small enough to fit in your pocket.

The most desirable of cats, as "They are so cute at that age."
See also: Teacup Kitten
Pocket pussy (pussies) are the first to get adopted at an animal shelter.
by Ukir September 29, 2010
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Love Pocket

Slang Term : for vagina

Descripition: a pocket in which you make sweet love in
As that sweet mexican juan shoved his dick into her pussy she screamed O YA FUCK MY LOVE POCKET U STUPID BITCH. And he replied No comprende
by Noahwashere December 18, 2006
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Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.
"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"
by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011
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Poo Pocket

when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.
Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006
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