The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017

Horse it up

Bear down and do it, man up

Are you gonna eat that last piece of pizza? Horse it up, baby.

by themaestr01 December 6, 2019

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum

I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed

by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016