jersey fish hook

when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.

similar to the jersey meat hook

the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.

by jay c. May 24, 2006

hook up

an informal agreement for people to get together at a subsequent time

Why don't we each do what we need to do now; we'll hook up later.

by s July 25, 2003

Hooka

An asian way of saying hooker.

"HEY HOOKA! TONITE YO' SHIFT!"

by pseudonym8O8 July 7, 2009

fish-hook

during doggie fashon fucking, the act of pulling a woman's head back by grabing the insides of her cheeks with your index fingers.

Last night while fucking your grandmother, I gave her the old fish-hook and her dentures fell into the dog dish.

by Capn' Caucazoid September 1, 2003

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

Hookers and Blow

See: Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. My success rate is 100 percent."

'Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen loves hookers and blow.

by zzzzzztop March 28, 2011