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Definitions by jakeisgay
captain hook
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Flag
someone
whos dick
is formed in a hook
shape
.
GRL 1:
holy shit
did you
see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1:
yeah man
he has a captain hook!
captain hook
by
jakeisgay
May 5, 2004
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