hamboe 

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!

She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given

hamboe by dennise May 22, 2008

hobo couch 

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

hobo couch by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

hobo massacre 

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.

Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.

hobo massacre by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011

hobo hotpocket 

The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.

Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.

hobo hotpocket by Jaydubble December 24, 2016

Hobo Dab

An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.

Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.

Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.

Hobo Dab by R@D January 28, 2018

hobo

homeless only by observation

me: graham is a hobo
ethan: wow what does hobo stand for you weirdo?
me: homeless only by observation dawgg

hobo by taylorgaugert January 21, 2019

Hobo Land 

A magical place in Western Springs where kids go to get high under the highway. May be referred to as the most ghetto place in western springs.

“I saw a drug bust at hobo land!”
“When?”
“During my brother’s tee ball game”

Hobo Land by gotthatdrip June 21, 2021