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hockey

Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg
Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
by Mrs. Zetterberg April 13, 2009
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Hockey Style

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!
Sara wanted to do it, but she wasn't hot at all so I screwed her hockey style.
by Brian He July 20, 2008
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hooker

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.
Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!
by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016
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habbo hackers

Some shitty mc. shit shit 10 year olds that are too lazy to buy their own furni and coins. I had 3 hands of furni an dit tok me liek a fking year to have all that furni. Then 4 months later, some shitface habbo hacker hacks account, deletes my rooms and steals my hands of furni. AND I HAD FUCKING RAREZ TOO. DUMB HABBO HACKERZ. HACKERZ CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.AND THE THING ABOUT SULAKE IS THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LOS EYOUR FURNI OR NOT. THEY'L JUST TELL YOU TO BUY MORE FUCKIGN FURNI. HABBO IS SO GAY, AND I QUIT IT.
Me: Yay! After 3 years of workign for furni, i have loads of furni. I even have a smila tower castle.
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!

My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.

Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.

Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!

HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!

I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(
by CrankThatBatman April 28, 2008
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field hockey

A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!
by Nancy May 15, 2003
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sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely
Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention
by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008
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hacker

There are three forms of hacker. There is White Hat Hacker, a Black Hat Hacker and a grey hat hacker.

A white hat hacker will often be someone who is working for a company to find exploits and security issues with the companies system. Any security issues will be passed on by the hacker to the person responsible for managing the system. A white hat hacker can also be someone who is hacking just for fun and a challenge without causing any damage or doing any malicious acts. They may even contact the person they have hacked to tell them about these security issues they have found.

A black hat hacker is almost definatly a person who is hacking with further intent of criminal acts. They will deface websites, steal data and perform many other malicious activities involving the data and information they have received via hacking.

A grey hat hacker is generally someone who performs a bit of both. They ofter do not perform extremely bad acts and may just deface a website rather than steal data and information such as credit card details, etc.

The motive behind hacking can often be more mischievous than sinister. For example: Someone may hack just to prove that they can.
Example invovling white hat hacker
Someone: "This is the most secure system we have to date, hard for any hacker to hack."
Hacker: "I'm sure i can find something wrong with it."
Someone: "Theres no chance."
Hacker: "Okay, i'll proove it."
Hacker: *Goes of and hacks the system*
Hacker: "Told you it is probably possible."
Someone: "What security issue did you manage to find?"
Hacker: "Well this is what i found..."
by a n o n y m o u s July 18, 2008
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