happy sponge

Some one who sucks the fun out of everything when your havin a great time

You: omg that was great
Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
You: it wasn't that great
Friend: your such a happy sponge you suck the fun out of everything

by ginga ninga October 13, 2011

Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.

Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!

by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019

report happy

Someone who reports you in a chatroom or similar, It can be understood if they do it for spamming or scamming, but they report for the tiniest little thing, even if it is not that bad, dangerous or if it was unintentional. Sometimes, after, or before reporting you, some of them like to rub it in/harrass you. Report happies are often trolls, bored users, stupid 12 year olds, or just plain assholes, usually with no life.

(on a RPG website in the glitch report section of the forum):

Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?

Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!

Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.

Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...

Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol

Guy in chatroom: ...

(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...

...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.

by Hell-vis March 17, 2010

Foul Happy

When the referee keeps blowing the damn whistle calling random ass bull shit fouls that make no god damn sense

Zpak: Yo!!! That ref blowin the whistle again, yo that bitch in the zone brah she's foul happy

Liljun: ah man that's booty

by I'm just say in' December 6, 2014

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

enter happy

When someone types on more than one line while instant messaging by pressing enter a lot.

Person: hi
Person: how
Person: are
Person: you
Person: doing
Person: lol
Person2: You're getting a little enter happy on me right now

by MC K-Town McPawesome November 8, 2007

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019