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Grape Prancing

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.
Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.
by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011
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Grape crush

A crushed kokichi under a hydraulic press that can't be lifted
"The danganronpa Fandom loves grape crush but prefer panta"
by Kokichi ouma with panta June 25, 2021
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Graping

An alternative and more subtle version of the word "rape" especially in today's cancel culture and not wanting to use the word so freely. Basically a substitute for the word "rape"
When you're playing a video game with your friends and you want to say "rape" but want to be aware and not slip up, "Help, he's graping me!"
by Imdurlol December 17, 2022
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they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape... what else is it to know dumbass?
by yourman69420 December 30, 2018
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GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021
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grape

Something they did surgery on
by Autisticliam456 December 7, 2018
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Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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