google ad

A cancer ad that exist because someone thought cancer music and a bad gif was a good idea. Not really

- Dude did you see that google ad yesterday?

-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAUAUAUAAAA!!!!

-End my misery

by Uppsapa January 22, 2017

Google translate

A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.

You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences

Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!

Person 2: Then say something.

Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.

Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?

by retard_on_the_internet November 8, 2020

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

by classikjane August 31, 2012

google knowledge

"Google knowledge" is when someone knows something based upon the fact he/she googled the subject at some point and by doing so learnt about it. Usually the result of this is a superficial and/or inaccurate knowledge on the theme.

–He is not that clever, it is just his "google knowledge" in action.

by f.fler September 24, 2013

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

Google Gazer

A person who has a 'compulsive internet disorder' specifically referring to those who search the web for answers to EVERYTHING!

A person who googles their own address just to see their house on the internet.

"Dude, get off the computer already. You dang Google Gazer! ..... You smell like a burnt battery."

A person who person who searches their every thought.

by Hope & Gmoney March 1, 2011

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011