glaser

The one with the smallest dick

Girl: Show it Glaser
Boy: HERE
Girl: This is a Real glaser leave

by The Master king April 23, 2016

stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.

The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

gask mask

attaching a bong to the hilt of a gask mask; a very efficient way of getting high.

tommy, pass that fuckin gas mask

by killachronic August 27, 2005

Glass Bitch

A fake female who is seen through, recognized for who she really is.

"Brooke talks behind my back and then thinks she can be my friend, glass bitch!"

by laadeedahh March 12, 2010

Loose Glass

When you loose your glasses or contact lenses down a girls pussy while you give her head.

I had loose glass and it fell right down into her hole.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Eat Glass

Get mad rebounds. Mostly used by 2K players.

Which basketball position should get the most rebounds?
Dennis Rodman , a power forward, could eat glass as good as anyone else.

Wilt Chamberlain, a center, has the most rebounds.

by JJ1010 April 8, 2018