A cold/flu that takes over your body when you haven’t drove your Boosted car in a long period of time.
by Jet Boost February 1, 2018
Get the Boost Flumug. The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.
Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
by geekthang November 2, 2012
Get the Shovel-Ready Flu Shotmug. by palmerj December 29, 2021
Get the Colvid and Flu Seasonmug. When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
by Kabbo May 9, 2018
Get the Flu-landermug. Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
Get the Freedom Flumug. A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.
playing off of the reference to police as pigs
playing off of the reference to police as pigs
by Estall December 31, 2009
Get the Swine flumug. When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
by Seshflu September 3, 2021
Get the Sesh flumug.