Fload

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

by Cloaca November 11, 2006

flat

to have no boobs

DESTINY is flat

by Bimbo April 4, 2003

Flat

Very drunk, but in a lethargic sense. The term refers to the vertical position of one laying down or passing out on account of heavy drinking.

"Man, I wish I hadn't drank all that gin before the party. I was completely flat the entire time we were there."

by paul22 December 13, 2009

Flot

The 'clapping' sound a Scrotum makes when slapped against skin. As it would sound during excessive "male" masturbation when the scrotum slaps against a palm, or during fast intercourse; when gravity and momentum slap the scrotum against the partner's skin very close to an orifice. The area could be a chin, pubic region or anal region, depending on position of the two people involved.

Hooper knew what was going on in Bryan's bedroom because he could hear the 'Flot-Flot-Flot' from outside the closed door.

Or,

As Abel's scrotum 'Flotted' against her skin, he was amazed at just how sloppy the sex was that night.

As a means of insult; Shut up, Flothead! Fuck off, Flot-Face! You've got Flot breath...

by Riffkin August 3, 2009

flat ass

An ass that is flat,noncurvaceous. Common among Asians.

Look at that flat ass! There's no meat in there!

by Bobby De Niro January 11, 2006

Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.

You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!

by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010

floaty

The feeling you get when in the process of coming down from a great high after smoking some rad marijuana.

Dude, that was some great bud. I was so stoned but now I'm feelin kinda floaty

by maryjaneismygirlfriend April 20, 2011