pick a flap and fuck it 

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

pick a flap and fuck it by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

man flap 

a man flap is a term used to describe a person that doesnt have a penis or vagina just a flap of skin that covers a dent.

a man flap will occour if a sex change opperation goes wrong or in some cases it is there from birth

hey i diddnt no u had a man flap

man flap by eisdj;mZFMDSJ May 18, 2009

Feaps 

A Portmanteau word, combination of Fucking And Heaps....Feaps!!

I love you feaps babe!

I'm need sex dude, like feaps!!

Feaps by The Boss Muthafuka February 1, 2009

flagsexual

One who is sexually aroused by flags. Particularly American flags.

I identify as a flagsexual. Every time I see our great American flag wave I can't help but flagsturbate.

flagsexual by Flagsexual September 21, 2017

fapstick 

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

fapstick by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

ferret flap

Ferret flap is another word for vagina...especially hairy ones.

Her ferret flap stinks.

ferret flap by German Poodle May 14, 2005

Dancin dude from six flags 

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.

da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!

Dancin dude from six flags by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004