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Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!
by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019
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NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE
by imademon October 2, 2019
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52 fake out

to say you will do something with someone and when the time comes to do that certain activity the person backs out on you.
man, greg said he was gonna go to the movies with me but when i asked him he said he couldn't. its the third time this week he has pulled the 52 fake out.
by ashlee1 November 8, 2007
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fake edit

Marker for a closing remark or afterthought placed at the end of a forum message.

An internet forum neologism with approximately the same function as a traditional postscript (ps). As with postscripts (pps), multiple fake edits can be and often are stacked after a post, although the conventions for doing so aren't really standardized.

The most pressing need for the postscript faded away with the advent of word processors, which added the ability to simply insert a later thought directly into its proper location in the body of a message. Still, the convention lingers on, though interpretation of whether a particular instance is the result of pure habit, of mild laziness, or of a desire to draw attention to a particular point will depend on its context.
Posted by: GibsonOnBass, Feb 25, 2009

We were in the 8th row at the concert, and I gotta say they put on one hell of a show. I wasn't a fan of theirs before, but now I'd definitely drive a couple hours to catch them again!

Fake edit: Thanks for the heads-up on the bargain tickets, Steffie!
by Alfred F. February 25, 2009
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for fake

Sarcastic response to a question inquiring the truth of something.
"Lance Bass is gay? For real?"
"Nah, for fake"
"I knew that bird didn't fly straight"
by Juanatronn October 14, 2006
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Fake

An individual who talks behind another persons back while they are not even there to defend themselves. Someone who does not value real friendship or have the balls to say things to someones face.
3 women are friends and 1 moves away to the other side of the country. The other 2 remain friends but pretend to still be friends with the one who moved away. One day the 2 of them are talking trash about the third and accidentally send it to her. When confronted they deny it's about her.....Now that is FAKE!!!!
by WhosFakeNow October 22, 2011
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Fake Patty's Day

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.
Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!
by ringman42 January 20, 2011
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