Sea Fairy Cookie

rare

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging lesbian with a 0.0314% chance to even obtain her, So rare that i will have a partner before i get to look at her, So rare that i will stopped doing ur mom before i get her, so rare that in all my time of playing Cookie Run Kingdom, i have never got her

terrance:"Hey Bob, have you gotten Sea Fairy Cookie yet?
Bob:"No"

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.

I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .

by depravity69 December 20, 2021

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.

Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009

little german fairy

A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole

The little German fairy had fun last night.

by Little English man November 15, 2017

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018